This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol short "The Jim Gaffigan Show: Jim Gaffigan on Nickelodeon's hit show PAW Patrol", which aired in June 19, 2016 to promote the second season of TV Land's The Jim Gaffigan Show.

00:00:01 Jim Gaffigan: Hey! Jim Gaffigan here, or at least what I'd look like as a dog on Nickelodeon's hit show PAW Patrol.
00:00:06 Jim Gaffigan: But I'm actually here to talk about my own show: The Jim Gaffigan Show.
00:00:09 Jim Gaffigan: Where I don't play a helpful dog, I play myself, an unhelpful person.
00:00:14 Chase: Come on, Jim! Cap'n Turbot needs our help.
00:00:16 Jim Gaffigan: But what about naptime, aren't we dogs?
00:00:19 Narrator: The Jim Gaffigan Show new season starts Father's Day on TV Land.
00:00:23 Jim Gaffigan: Best part about being a dog is eating off the floor without all the judgment.
00:00:27 Marshall: Let's go, Jim!
00:00:28 Jim Gaffigan: Be right there! (Munching a hot-dog)